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Game Guide:
Introduction
Turns & Reserves
Credits

Characters:
Hoes
Thugs
PimpGods

Items:
Items
Drugs
Weapons
Rides

Events:
Scouting for Hoes
Producing Drugs
Disciplining
Pimp Travel
Attacking

Misc:
Hoe Happiness
Thug Happiness




Introduction
TopMafia is a massive, online, multiplayer text based game. Here you are a pimp on a quest for money, power and respect. As a pimp, you must build up your crib. With hoes to generate your income, and with thugs to protect your crib. To become bigger you will need to learn how to keep your hoes and thugs happy. This can be done by purchasing certain items, and avoiding certain events. This game is simple, highly addictive and very fun, but beware of its strong content!

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Turns & Reserves
Turns is what you use to do everything. Every action that you do in the game will probably require the use of some turns. For example: to attack someone, it requires 2 turns. Every 10 minutes you will receive a certain amount of turns, depending on the rounds settings. Each round, you also start off with a given amount of reserves. Reserves are also basically turns, except reserves can be saved for later until you decide to use them.

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Credits
If you have credits in your account, you can convert them into reserves for use in a round that you specify. There are limits to how many credits you can add to a round, depending on the game settings. Credits can also be used to reset attacks and to change your pimp name. They can be bought and they can be won.

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Hoes
Hoes are important to have because they generate your income. The more income you generate, the more thugs you will be able to hire, and the stronger weapons you will be able to purchase for them. It is also a good idea to keep your hoes happy by keeping a good stock of condoms, crack and medicine. If your hoes start to become unhappy they will leave you, or maybe also even be stolen from you by other pimps.

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Thugs
Thugs are the most important characters in the game. Hoes both love and need the protection from your thugs. Thugs can also produce mad amounts of drugs if they are happy. To keep your thugs happy, keep a good stock of weapons and weed.

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PimpGods
These are the admins of the game. They monitor your actions and make sure everyone is playing fair. If you have any problems, found a bug in the game or found a game abuser, let them know by leaving a message under the PimpGods link.

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Scouting for Hoes
When you first start off a round, this is the action that you want to use. The more hoes you have, the more cash you will make. Make sure you keep your hoes happy while scouting, or you might lose them!

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Producing Drugs
It is not always best to purchase your drugs. Sometimes the cheapest way to get drugs is to produce it. Remember that the happier your thugs are, the more drugs they will produce.

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Disciplining Hoes
Not making enough money? Few turns left? Try disciplining your hoes to make extra cash!

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Pimp Travel
There are a total of 8 cities that you may travel to in TopMafia. Tired of the same pimp attacking you? Try travel to another city to get away. Pimps cannot attack each other if they are not in the same city.

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Items
The items below are required if you are going to keep your hoes happy. It is a good idea to have a nice stock of each item.

Condoms - Prevents hoes from getting mulitple std's.
Medicine - Prevents hoes from dieing for having std's.

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Drugs
Hoes and thugs will need their drugs if you want them to stay happy. Drugs can be purchase and produced. If producing drugs, make sure your thugs are happy, so they produce more.

Crack - Hoes go nuts over this shit. With crack, you can steal and kill hoes.
Weed - Thugs need their weed if they going to work right. Thugs without weed become unhappy.

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Weapons
You will find that there are several types of weapons in this game. Each weapon has its price, and each weapon has its damage. Sometimes you can't always afford the best. You will need at least 1 weapon per thug in order to keep them happy.

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Rides
There are 3 rides in TopMafia: Streetbike, Lowrider, and the Hummer. Each ride can hold a certain amount of thugs. Rides can be used to travel and to attack the other pimps.

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Attacking
There are 6 different types of attacks in TopMafia. To attack a player, go to the ranks, find the pimp you want to attack and click on his name. When are you viewing his profile, click on attack!!!. If you see Out of Range, you may not attack this pimp.

Home Invasions - Most common attack done by pimps. Invade your enemies crib!
Drive-by - This attack is sort of like home invasion, except the enemy has a harder time killing your thugs in the drive-by.
Jacking Rides - In order to steal someones rides, you will need to make sure enough of his thugs are dead.
Infesting Hoes - Infesting your enemies hoes will make his hoes use up boxes of medicine, making them unhappy.
Stealing Hoes - Try sending some crack to your enemies hoes as a bribe. Maybe they will join you... but dont send too much crack!
Stealing Thugs - Think your smoke is better, try stealing your enemies thugs by smoking them up.

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Hoe Happiness
Keeping a good stock of condoms, crack and medicine should keep your hoes happy enough. If you attack too much, your hoes will become unhappy and won't be happy again until you let your attacks drop down a bit.

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Thug Happiness
A thug is not a thug without a piece. Make sure you have a weapon for each one of your thugs. Thugs also enjoy smokin' up so keep a good stock of weed.
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